T: Stacy, do you have boobs?
Me: Um, yes, I do.
T: Is the milk in that bottle milk from your boobs?
Me: (trying not to die laughing) No, this is milk from your mommy.
T: Oh, but DO YOU have milk in YOUR boobs?
Me: No, you only have milk in your boobs if you have a baby and I don't have a baby yet.
T: Well then do you have pretend milk in your boobs like me for pretend babies?
Me: UM, yes! Exactly.
I about DIED.Seriously, WHERE DO THEY GET THIS STUFF?